Kung-Fu Kitty

Once there was a little boy named Cameron
And he blew up all over the place.
Now, Cameron, he went to heaven
But God said, "Cam, this is no place for you!"

So Cameron went to Hell
But Cam wasn't very happy there.
With the fire and the demons, the torture and the screaming,
Hell was not a pleasant place at all.

Cameron, Cameron, what have you done?
Cameron, Cameron, what have you done?

Now, Cameron was very bold.
He went to the Devil and told him what he thought.
The Devil was very impressed.
No one had ever dared to question his will.

The Devil decided he liked Cam
And Cameron became his right hand man.
Now, Cameron was very happy.
He became in death what in life he could never be.

Cameron, Cameron, what have you done?
Cameron, Cameron, what have you done?

Once there was a little boy named Cameron
And he blew up all over the place.
Cameron, Cameron, what have you done?
Didn't you know that dying's no fun?