Kung-Fu Kitty

On the evening of Saturday, June 18th, there was a formal housewarming party at the new Lambie estate. Present were all the most important lords and ladies from the surrounding area, including the illustrious Sir Thomas, who arrived fashionably late, as all the newly knighted would deem proper. It was sure to be an engaging evening as Lord Cook had even brought his katana. As the guests trickled through the doors and up the elegant spiral staircase to the Lambie hall, their ears were charmed with lovely classical and jazz music as they helped themselves to wine, cigars and an assortment of hors d'oeuvres. Everyone was dressed in their best finery.

Later in the evening, the guests assembled to play an amusing game of "I never", and participated in a kegel contest from which Madame Ilana emerged victorious. During the games, Emperor Kang arrived with a large bag of Mexican candy, most of which was atrocious. By the end of the evening, the notable Dr. Awesome was rolling around in it and pouring it over himself in a hilarious fashion. Much fun was had by all, even the mysterious Baron Mekashef, who refused to drink.

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