Kung-Fu Kitty

This is a list of every sound I heard in the hour between 9:13 and 10:13 in the morning on December 11.

Dryer, clock ticking, Daddy breathing, sipping coffee, talking, Cameron's computer, Mommy's footsteps, running water from the tap, banging and tapping as Mommy does stuff in the kitchen, Mommy coughing, clincking of cutlery, bread box opening, Mommy talking, pencil scraping, dishwasher opening, dishes being put away, Daddy talking, my own voice, newspaper ruffling, chewing in my head, pans moving around, cutlery tinkling in the drawer, scraping of spoon in coffee cup, coffee cup banging on table, keyboard tapping, cutting of milk bag, cupboard closing, mouse clicking, cracker box crinkling, microwave beeper, opening and closing of fridge, Mommy's sigh from hot tea, fridge humming, microwave opening and closing, joint cracking in my back, Daddy singing, chairs creaking, click from stove turning on, buzz and clicking from stove element heating, butter sizzling, egg cracking, egg sizzling, Daddy's footsteps, moving dishes, toaster oven clicking, water running, tap squealing, fork scraping plate, chair scraping floor, Daddy laughing in a silly manner, toaster ding, egg squishing under the fork, plate scraping on table, toast being buttered, Daddy sighing, chewing, toast crunching on plate, Mommy sniffling and clearing throat, scratching head, crumb falling on plate, my burp, scratch of fingernail against fleece pants, stove clicking, me clearing my throat, Daddy burp, Mommy cough, knuckle banging on table, computer "on" chime, start-up noises, Daddy fart, loud stretching noise, bathroom fan, printer.