Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Funny Bumper Stickers
Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
I love defenseless animals -- especially in a good gravy.
I'M MULTITALENTED: I CAN TALK AND ANNOY YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE; POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP! YOU CHOOSE.
I brake for no apparent reason
HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A CAR WINDOW
Try not to let your mind wander -- it's too small to be out by itself
Politicians and diapers need to be changed -- often for the same reason
Who's cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have an S in it?
MY WIFE KEEPS COMPLAINING THAT I NEVER LISTEN TO HER... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Caution: I drive like you do
I'll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can!
BOYCOTT SHAMPOO! DEMAND REAL POO!
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.
Bad Cop, No Donut
I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT -- SOME PARTS ARE MISSING
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
On the other had, you have different fingers
QUESTION REALITY
PRESERVE NATURE: PICKLE A SQUIRREL
Four out of five voices in my head say, "Kill!"
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper, You Pervert!
