Friday, December 09, 2005
Some stuff I thought was funny.
A girl walks into a pub and physicist sitting at the bar puts on his sunglasses. When she asks why he did that, he says, "Because you're so hot that you're emitting light in the visible spectrum!"
A physicist stands in front of his wife and says, "I may be strange to you, but I'm normal to the floor!"
Haha... those are so bad. Anyway, here are some things that my teachers said this year that I thought were pretty funny too:
"If you're a mathematician, you'll work your ass off to get out of doing work." -Brad (Calculus)
"One day there might be quantum turbo cats." -Dimitri (Programming methodology)
"All the people in the village have access to each other's private parts." -Dimitri
"Everything will run as smoothly as greased lightning." -Dimitri
