Monday, February 20, 2006
Some Chuck Norris jokes
Here are some I hadn't heard before, found on some guy's description in Elftown.
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The Great Wall was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out of China. It failed.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
By the way, there are now Mr. T facts. Mr. T is very cool.
# posted by Unknown : 9:39:00 a.m.
